{"id":66,"date":"2013-03-15T14:46:01","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T13:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/?p=66"},"modified":"2019-03-24T19:49:19","modified_gmt":"2019-03-24T18:49:19","slug":"schauerballade-mit-finalem-fingerzeig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/2013\/03\/schauerballade-mit-finalem-fingerzeig\/","title":{"rendered":"Schauerballade mit finalem Fingerzeig"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"66\" class=\"elementor elementor-66\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-5b03cee1 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"5b03cee1\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-610f97e5\" data-id=\"610f97e5\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5a14188c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5a14188c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Um f\u00fcn\u00adfe geht die Son\u00adne auf.<br>Das K\u00e4tz\u00adchen wacht als ers\u00adte auf<br>und stellt sich mit dem Vor\u00adder\u00adlauf<br>auf mei\u00adne Nase\u00adspitze drauf.<br>Prompt rei\u00ad\u00dfe ich die Augen auf.<br>Da hebt sie ihren Vor\u00adder\u00adlauf,<br>rudert mit dem Hin\u00adter\u00adlauf<br>und sitzt auf mei\u00adner Nase&nbsp;drauf.<\/p><p>Ich raff mich auf,<br>schlag mir ein paar Eier auf<br>und trink Caf\u00e9 au lait zuhauf.<br>Viel zu sp\u00e4t mach ich mich auf.<br>Mein Chef ist sowie\u00adso mies drauf.<br>Statt Arbeit mach ich einen drauf.<br>Den\u00adnoch bin ich nicht gut drauf,<br>zun\u00e4chst zie\u00adhen mich die Kum\u00adpels auf,<br>dann regt sich mei\u00adne Freun\u00addin auf,<br>dass ich angeb\u00adlich zu viel sauf.<br>Wor\u00adauf ich zum n\u00e4chs\u00adten Imbiss lauf<br>und noch \u2018ne Pul\u00adle Fusel kauf.<br>Und kaum \u2018ne hal\u00adbe Stun\u00adde drauf<br>gibt mein Ged\u00e4cht\u00adnis pl\u00f6tz\u00adlich&nbsp;auf.<\/p><p>Wachst du um f\u00fcnf Uhr mor\u00adgens auf<br>und ziert ein Arsch\u00adloch dei\u00adnen Knauf,<br>dann ist dein Schick\u00adsal nicht gut drauf,<br>die Lieb\u00adlings\u00addra\u00admen steh\u2018n dicht auf.<br>Nimm das nicht ein\u00adfach so in Kauf,<br>Lamen\u00adto gibt es schon zuhauf,<br>beginn den Tag mit einem Lauf<br>und geht\u2019s berg\u00adauf,<br>dann geht\u2019s bergauf!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um f\u00fcn\u00adfe geht die Son\u00adne auf.Das K\u00e4tz\u00adchen wacht als ers\u00adte auf\u00adund stellt sich mit dem Vor\u00adder\u00adlaufauf mei\u00adne Nase\u00adspitze drauf.Prompt rei\u00ad\u00dfe ich die Augen auf.Da hebt sie ihren Vor\u00adder\u00adlauf,rudert mit dem Hin\u00adter\u00adlaufund sitzt auf mei\u00adner Nase&nbsp;drauf. Ich raff mich auf,schlag mir ein paar Eier auf\u00adund trink Caf\u00e9 au lait zuhauf.Viel zu sp\u00e4t mach ich mich auf.Mein [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"","ocean_second_sidebar":"","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"","ocean_custom_header_template":"","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"","ocean_post_oembed":"","ocean_post_self_hosted_media":"","ocean_post_video_embed":"","ocean_link_format":"","ocean_link_format_target":"self","ocean_quote_format":"","ocean_quote_format_link":"post","ocean_gallery_link_images":"on","ocean_gallery_id":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gedichte","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":342,"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions\/342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasenjagd.annakram.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}